Today...

I have a new definition of pain.

Imagine having cramps 5 places in each leg, every one preventing you from stretching out the other cramps that you have. Now imagine having a twisted ankle, a twisted knee, a bruise on your ass and a headache stemmed from getting kicked in the head.

Now imagine feeling all of that at once.

ow.

I also now realise how someone landing on you isn't actually that painful at all, compared to... well, everything else.