Principles of life.

I have several.


1. Honesty is more important than anybody's self esteem (excluding mine of course).
2. Fun > money when money > 0. Otherwise money > fun.
3. Never force your opinion onto somebody else unless their decision can potentially screw them over (smoking, doing drugs, drawing penises on their answer script, reading twilight)
4. Nobody fucks with my friends except their friends.
5. The Master Chief is better than Bub and Bob.
6. Han shot first because I can't remember the other guy's name.
7. Don't judge people until spending at least 2 hours in their presence, though it usually doesn't matter because they're all assholes anyway.
8. To the males it might concern: Don't touch me in inappropriate places, don't kiss me, none of your bodily fluids shall come in contact with me, and you will have nothing to do with my anus. Other than that it's cool.
9. Not even girls may have anything to do with my anus. Exit only.


and finally 


10. If Mygirlfriend > 0, Mygirlfriend > Yourgirlfriend