Who needs a SNAG

When you've got the INAG. People nowadays are swooning and dribbling over Sensitive New Age Guys, but tell me, if everybody becomes sensitive and new age, where's the novelty? That's why we need more Insensitive New Age Guys.

Way better than SNAGs, INAGs, contrary to what the name suggests, do care about how you feel, they just don't act upon that care very much. INAGs carry honesty and truth as their main principles of life, not afraid to let other people know that they don't care, and believing that telling the truth is more important than your self-esteem.

SNAGs will lie that your outfit doesn't make you look fat. Do you really want this kind of person? Sucking up to you, never telling you the truth in fear of you being hurt. For instance, if you knew that he was having an affair and he lied to you, wouldn't you be hurt?

INAGs, on the other hand, don't give a shit! "Yes, you look fat in that. In fact, you are fat. Don't get angry at me over that, I'm still dating you over other, skinnier people, aren't I? Oh, and by the way, I'm making love to your little sister every weekend, sorry. It's not that I don't love you, she's just hotter."

...Sure they sound unappealing now, but you'll come to love it! Break up with your SNAG and find an INAG today.
INAGs will not be held responsible for any and all hurt feelings suffered due to their actions. By dating an INAG you acknowledge that it is their inherent nature to be completely honest regardless of whether you like it or not, and recognise that they are only the way they are because they either i) love you OR ii) don't love you and want to get rid of you.
Conditions apply.