10 Things I don't understand.

Neo-conservatives
It's new and conservative at the same time. I don't know how that's supposed to work.

An award winner presenting the awards.
"...Ah Lian from class 5.19; and myself, Ah Kow. I will also be presenting the challenge trophy to the the principal."

Celebrity charity drives and organisations
Donating $10000 to charity even though they earn roughly US$5 mil per year and have a hot husband/wife and 2 dogs and 5 cats and 7 cars and 9 fish ponds and 58 man servants and 300 fish and an immeasurable number of Swedish of sex slaves. And no kids.

Women
I don't get it.

Kanye West
"I'm happy for you, I'ma let you finish."

Nucular
North Korea has many nucular weapons.

The Scottish
Cause nobody can actually understand them. Except other Scots.

High School Musical
It's clearly a movie. Dude.

High School Musical 2
Still a movie. Still annoying.

High School Musical 3
Dear lord why?!