SWAT bunnies

SWAT bunnies

http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-24

That's the original comic. Read that page and the 2 immediately afterwards; it will blow you away.

Now that that's out of the way

whipped cream is awesome. If all the milk in the world were replaced by whipped cream, i think the world would be a much happier place. the non-sweetened kind, of course, otherwise the world would also be a much more diabetic place.

(nearly) everything becomes better by adding whipped cream.
Ice cream
Milo dinosaurs
Cookies
Brownies
Milk
Smoothies
Milk Tea
Coffee
Water
Whipped cream
Sorbet
Fudge
and probably even sex. but I'll have to wait to try that.

Alright you cuntwads

I swear to fucking god that from now on if I hear, see or otherwise come to know of the existence of any sentence, phrase, idiom or saying that contains any one of my names or any sort of noun that represents any one of said names with the slightest connotation that I am homosexual, a pedophile, desperate(or really anything that I deem to be inexplicably annoying and untrue) - implicatively or explicitly, I will personally lobotomize the fucking son of a bitch who said, wrote or in any way coined that sentence, phrase, idiom or saying with the largest, bluntest, dirtiest, hardest and most potentially lethal object that I can physically lift at my immediate disposal.

And it doesn't matter whether you've read this or not, because I will beat your skull in regardless of whether or not you are aware that I wrote this.

This means, Jonathan Lim Qi Yang, that if you try and act stupider than you usually are and play very dumb with me I will verily hit your skull very forcefully with a very blunt, very hard object for a very, very very long time no matter how many times you deny reading this.

I don't know whether you genuinely think it or just want to fuck with me because I don't care and either way it's gone too fucking far. So fuck all of you. Especially the old, senile douchebag who sat behind me in the bus and wouldn't stop singing the same motherfucking song for the whole god damn ride home.

I thank God it didn't get stuck in my head. It was a terrible song.

Somebody fix this god forsaken internet

Blogging has become more of a pain in the ass than usual. Beyond the point where it becomes fun.

So I just dl'd the Magna Carta 2 game demo and I have to point out two major problems with it. Firstly, the demo is 5 minutes long. I know how they say they want to give you a taste, but this is like a drop of icing from a giant 200 kilo slice of lie(cake). I don't see how you're supposed to get a taste if whatever you're tasting is overwhelmed by the tidal wave of saliva coming from your frothing, dribbling excuse of a mouth.

Secondly, it's in Japanese. No subtitles, no nothing. Pure Japanese. In other words I spent half an hour(i have slow interwebs) downloading a demo that consisted of 5 minutes of Japanese; which, if you haven't realised by now, i don't understand a fucking word of. So I spend about 2 minutes flailing through what's supposed to be the tutorial wondering what the flipping fuck I'm supposed to be doing and fiddling around with the controls until it sends me to the next bit. Of tutorial.

And once I'm finally done guessing my way through all the controls, it finally throws me into a fight. Yay! I run around a bit getting used to fighting while delightfully beating the living shit out of these goat things that don't make biological sense, and it's fun, yes. Then I beat the shit out of this larger goat thing that carries bigger swords. Then the demo ends.

What.

Yes the fighting is fun.
Yes the chick with the low-cut, frilly white dress is total sex appeal.
Yes I'm interested, somehow.

BUT the fighting, at this point, is very bland and uninspired; consisting of wailing on some poor sod a few times before unleashing a chain attack and resetting your attack gauge. No doubt as with any other JRPG fighting will get more interesting but they didn't show us that, and what a smart idea that was.
FURTHERMORE, the chick with the low-cut, frilly white dress is - inevitably - nonexistent
WHILE whatever interest i have is more or less related to the above mentioned chick in the frilly white dress. Who throws balls of water at things. With her staff.

No euphemism there.

Of course i also want to see how the fighting pans out and actually understand what in hell the story's supposed to be about, but I don't have high hopes and more likely than not I'll just pass up this game. After a few years I've realised how much of a waste of money JRPGs are because you actually finish them. It's not like Halo where you play and play and play and kill and murder and shoot and splaser, no; You play once and nearly all of it's play value is completely benched. I'm not going to play through a second time, hell no. The only thing that would make me play again would be extra content, cause I'm like that; and real extra content, too, not just a slightly bigger and shinier sword or a slightly more revealing and frillier white dress.

EDIT: Given all that shit i just laid on, MCII does actually pique my interest a little. That, and the artwork is orgasmic. So sue me, I'm an artwork whore.

Public Enemies

Johnny Depp does not a good movie make. Learn your lessons now.

CHUN. WEE.

You'll never know what i wrote

It's alright, man, you did the manly thing. Don't emo.

Seriously, someone needs to fix this internet

Blogger's screwing up, facebook's screwing up, halo is screwing up.

...oh shit, I was gonna play Halo. kthxbye

But before that, the concert was awesome fun, yes. Great, awesome and fun. Many fun was being had at the time of which we were having fun on stage during the concert of fun and awesome and greatness. Nothing will ever top last year's FoA, of course, but it was great nonetheless.

Thanks for letting me stand on stage for so long, Amos. I feel famous now, I'm recognized as that guy who was stuck without a seat in the front row. Bitch.

Also, someone dropped the windchimes at the start of the Hisaishi medley. Made for some lol. But the one that everyone enjoyed the most would undoubtably be Godzilla: Janan + gorilla suit + crocodile costume head. Throughout the entire damned song I was trying my best not to laugh, which is a lot more difficult than it sounds, haha. Oh, lol, and apparently a lot of guys really, really enjoyed the Egyptian bit of the song. Heh. If you went, you'd know.

So, Halo, yes. I shall be playing now; and Li Jia. I think i don't need to say one lah.

I want to know

if there is somebody, anybody in the world who doesn't already know how to, yet is truly, genuinely willing or eager to learn how to play the clarinet.

Because after 4 years in band it's the only thing i can actually do. Given I'm not as good as Shaun Lim, but I think I can teach; I got Zhi Wei to do his running notes after everybody else couldn't, that's gotta count for something.

So if you know anybody. Like, really, anybody, because i don't think many people actually know what a clarinet looks like, let alone want to play it, and it would take a lot to find one.

Heck! They don't even need to -want- to, if you know any parents who wouldn't mind making their kids learn, I'm game.

Now find me clients.



Also, band FOA tomorrow. Godzillolz.

Stomp

is full of bored people who stick their nose in other peoples' business and really can't take a joke. I'm sure you've seen the report about the 'cyber-bullying' case.

K, we're secondary school students, for god's sake. We pull this crap all the time, it's just that you (stomper) don't realise it and make a big deal out of it. If I had to count the times I've called my friends names I'd need a spreadsheet, thanks. If they really wanted to terrorize him they'd put way worse crap on that photo, really, it's already mild as it is. They didn't call him an autistic shitface with nothing better to do than his literature homework and his sister. -That- would be insulting him.

Secondly, I'm sure the photo was limited to 'friends of friends only' because nobody bothers setting it to anything else. Which also means that it was probably meant to be private, and it was probably the kid's mother who made that stomp post because who else would be so kaypoh and take offense to something that trivial. Not just that, it really wouldn't have been such a big deal if that whoever just didn't post it on stomp. If it was left unreported, nobody would have cared or took notice; it's not that we defame the school, it's that they helped us do it. 18/08/09: Oh shit the default setting is everybody. So I was wrong, fine. Doesn't make the guy any less kaypoh, snooping around other peoples' photos.

Thirdly, I resent all the 'ACS(I) is full of immoral douchebags loluloloololul!!1!1!1one!' comments. Whoever the hell that was, don't tell me you've never pulled shit on your friends before, because I wouldn't believe you.

Finally, Charles, you're some lazy shit with crap taste for haircuts. OH NO I'M CYBERBULLYING QUICK STOMP REPORT ME.





If this ends up on Stomp I will laugh until my balls hurt. Thanks for proving me right, stomper (insert unimaginative stomper pseudoname here kthx).

P.S. I didn't post anything about national day and i feel bad cause I'm like that i guess. I don't dislike my country, just the people in it. Anyway, I really really wanted to spend pledge moment beating the crap out of people in Halo 3 while reciting it.
We, the citizens of Singapore, put the pwn on your sorry ass.

MY MILKSHAKE

Does not actually bring boys to the yard. It is very tasty, though.


mmmm, whipped cream.

anyway. Live is lively, yes, and I have found something i suck at more than Halo 3. Vegas 2.
Here's how it went when i tried playing online: spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, kill, die, spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, die, end match, spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, kill, die, spawn, die, spawn, , die, spawn, die, spawn, kill, die, spawn, die, end match.

Rinse + repeat x3

Fucking Vegas.

LIVE

I has it.

I'm terrible at Halo 3.

wtf is up with blogger

my interface is screwed up. the hell.

furthermore! Assassin's Creed 2's limited pre-order edition comes with 3 extra, exclusive missions and other stuff i don't care about, but at more than 1 1/2 times the regular price. I hate it when companies do that, the "Exclusive content for console/region/whatever" thing; It just strikes me as incredibly unfair. Given, it is a collector's edition, but usually those just come with nifty boxes and commentaries and maybe an extra video, but giving exclusive game content makes me not happy. Didn't make me happy in Eternal Sonata, won't make me happy now.

the preorder site says it's like 70 pounds. British pounds. The ones that have the wtfhigh exchange rate with our dollar. So don't tell me i could 'just preorder it' because if i spend any more savings than necessary for the rest of this year I'll go into debt or some shit like that.

So enough of that, let's talk IHS.

...Oh shit, I have to finish my IHS.

If you've ever wondered

If you've ever wondered what it is with girls and vampires, this should sum it up quite nicely.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=286

I agree.






Also I was just recently enlightened to the fact that 'fuck' was actually acronym for 'fornicating under consent of the king'. You probably didn't need to know that, but it's interesting, or something to that effect. Life is fueled by irony, I'm fueled by pointless facts.

Elephants are the only land mammals that can't jump.


Also, Emerson Wild: Monster Hunter.

http://emersonwild.com/


Also, Richard Hammond getting hypnotized was the funniest thing since Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant.