Now that that's out of the way

whipped cream is awesome. If all the milk in the world were replaced by whipped cream, i think the world would be a much happier place. the non-sweetened kind, of course, otherwise the world would also be a much more diabetic place.

(nearly) everything becomes better by adding whipped cream.
Ice cream
Milo dinosaurs
Cookies
Brownies
Milk
Smoothies
Milk Tea
Coffee
Water
Whipped cream
Sorbet
Fudge
and probably even sex. but I'll have to wait to try that.