Alright you cuntwads

I swear to fucking god that from now on if I hear, see or otherwise come to know of the existence of any sentence, phrase, idiom or saying that contains any one of my names or any sort of noun that represents any one of said names with the slightest connotation that I am homosexual, a pedophile, desperate(or really anything that I deem to be inexplicably annoying and untrue) - implicatively or explicitly, I will personally lobotomize the fucking son of a bitch who said, wrote or in any way coined that sentence, phrase, idiom or saying with the largest, bluntest, dirtiest, hardest and most potentially lethal object that I can physically lift at my immediate disposal.

And it doesn't matter whether you've read this or not, because I will beat your skull in regardless of whether or not you are aware that I wrote this.

This means, Jonathan Lim Qi Yang, that if you try and act stupider than you usually are and play very dumb with me I will verily hit your skull very forcefully with a very blunt, very hard object for a very, very very long time no matter how many times you deny reading this.

I don't know whether you genuinely think it or just want to fuck with me because I don't care and either way it's gone too fucking far. So fuck all of you. Especially the old, senile douchebag who sat behind me in the bus and wouldn't stop singing the same motherfucking song for the whole god damn ride home.

I thank God it didn't get stuck in my head. It was a terrible song.