Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.

Then came a big spider
Who sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away!

The poor little creature,
Just dropped by to greet her,
And so yelled "Please come back!"

He ran back home crying
And sorry for trying
Then died with a noose round his neck.




I need to illustrate this. srs.

Drum-fu

See, the reason why so many of us aren't very good with the drums is because we're not versed well enough with the art of Drum fu. Because everybody's so hung up on Guitarate or Aikeyboardo, and the novelty sort of dies after awhile. So, learn the drums.

EDIT: k Blogger is really screwed up. Also, TAG, YOU FAG. Yes I'm talking to you, DOUGLAS. I don't know anybody named Douglas but if one sees this i think it would've been worth it.

EDIT2: I also realised that everything posted after the first paragraph was full of shit and stretched the joke too thin, so I'll leave it like that.

It's 11.25 pm, I just finished my IHS and I'm so screwed for art.

OH WELL SUCK IT LIFE, AT LEAST I FINISHED MY IHS WHUOARGH.
sup gaiz.

I still need to sell 5 FoA tickets for band. they're like 10 bucks each, and I guess I could give some discount since I'm desperate like that.

15th August, Saturday, 7.30 pm at Anglo Chinese School (Independent)'s Tan Chin Tuan Auditorium (which i think is the suck one.)

I know I sound terribly desperate in the non-hormonal sense but... well yeah, actually. Come on! Bring family, friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, guyfriend, gayfriend, lesbofriend, bifriend all kinds of friends can. and even if you aren't interested, doesn't mean other people won't be! Ask them if they'd like to go. For my sake. Cause you're -my- friends and you lurv me. Don't deny it, Charles.

We're playing pretty much movie soundtracks for the entire concert. Unfortunately all the John Williams pieces aren't in there anywhere cause we did that in Sec 1, but we have plenty of Joe Hisaishi(the dude who composes for Studio Ghibli), including a Totoro medley, and I'm still bargaining for Spirited Away. the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Godzilla, Enchanted, among other titles that may be less known are all being played. The IB band is playing Star Wars, the practices for which I haven't gone at all so they're either kicking me from playing that piece or I'm quite royally screwed.

Either way, there's going to be a song that you will like. Whether you've heard of the movie before or not, whether you're asleep or staring at me and waiting for me to screw up (or just ogling at my awesomeness), you're going to like something that night and it will be worth it. More worth it than drama, at least.
Buy tickets.
I give discounts, yes.

right, so i can post now

and I'm very sleepy

I got a new phone today, finally. Though I liked my old one, it managed to delete its entire applications folder by itself. Iunno. So, the Samsung S8003, full touch screen, wifi, bluetooth, 3.5g, all that jazz, but I'm telling you that in half a year it's going to have the battery life of a damselfly. It also has like 2.5 gigs of memory left which is probably going to fill up very quickly. So you all know what to get me for my birthday now.

For all those daft people out there (who also have money): an 8 gig miniSD memory card kthx.

screw it, though, it's nifty. My only real qualm is that the iPhone manages to outdo it in processing power, cause when I run too many apps it lags itself to hell. This includes not being able to view full facebook, so I'm stuck with the shitty mobile internet facebook which doesn't show all the fun and stupid application stuff. I'm gonna get MSN on this thing and see how that pans out.

oh, right, it can only hold one phone strap. And i got this stylus phone strap thing, so there's no space for my mouse, which grieves me. I must have the mouse.
also, the phone pouch they gave me makes little to no sense.







meh, stupid stripped down mobile facebook. at least i can read fml.

P.S.: Oh and Android (the Google phone OS) is bleeding cool. My phone doesn't run off it but I saw one that did and got to try it out. I think they made the mistake of equating simplicity to being plain, though, so, meh.

P.P.S.: By that I mean that the icons would look more sophisticated if a monkey slung shit at a plain blue towel, and that it's got more grey than the combined brains of every mensa member who ever existed.

P.P.P.S.: In case you didn't get that last (bad) analogy: Grey matter.

P.P.P.P.S.: Yes, it was a terrible pun. Fuck off.

I think Blogger's cocked itself up somehow, I can't post anything except the title. Hi, mom!

EDIT: Meh, well now there's this tiny little box on the bottom left of my screen which i can type in. Good enough?

I think I'll wait for them to fix it.

Good morning, life.

I haven't updated this bugger for a long time, so today I'm going to tell you about the two movies I watched within the past month and how terrible they were.

Transformers 2 was bollocks, it rolled down the hillside of awesome, past the rock of plots-that-actually-have-a-point and headlong into the valley of why-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-that. Transformers 1 still remains as one of my favourites, because it was genuinely funny and the plot carried really well. At least they stuck to the same few characters throughout the movie. The sequel is just really draggy with way too much giant-robot-crushing for its own good, while the humour is sort of dry and uninvited.

As for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, I haven't actually read the book so I can't really comment on it as an adaptation. Still, it's really obvious that they cut out a shit load of content due to J.K. Rowling being obsessive compulsive and adding so much detail into the books that they doubled in size within 5 volumes. If anything, the movie was just incredibly indecisive. It can't decide whether it wants to be a story about magic, school, terrorism, or romance. The bigger portion of it was actually the last of those few, making it seem like a love story with the main plot doomed to sit and watch from the bench, only called up when the romantic quarterback breaks a leg in the third quarter. Everything else is stretched really thin, with all the slice-of-life bits that I loved about the first 3 movies cut out and each term lasting only slightly more than half an hour.

I think the bit which annoyed me the most was that the movie had nearly nothing to do with the half-blood prince at all. Considering that it's the name of the fucking book, it only got short cameo during the book and potions class scenes before suddenly being brought up oh so briefly again when SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.
For those who haven't read or watched it yet, awww, I just spoiled it for you. Not my problem, bitch.

But heaven forbid, even after all that complaining about its plot, whatever bits that they didn't cut out from the book the size of my laptop were actually entertaining - the stupid Ron, Lavender and Luna bits never failed to amuse me, along with several other little funny parts of which I can't remember right now. All in all, it was better than I thought it would be.



But Emma Watson Didn't appear enough. Those bastards.