MASS EFFECT

Mass effect? Mass effect!

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This game is SO AWESOME, that they put ELEVATOR MUSIC in it and it DIDN'T STOP BEING AWESOME.


Wrex is -fucking hilarious-

EDIT: I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank the makers of Assassin's Creed 2 for not pulling such faggotry as making your health regenerate faster than you can wank. The concept of only having a bit of your health bar replenishable at a time was great, especially when they came up with it two bleeding decades ago. I don't know what possessed which idiot to remove the need for health bars in games, I mean it works in Halo cause it's sci-fi and sci-fi is the pinnacle of gratuitous bullshit so they can just invent something that makes it happen.
But in something like Modern Warfare where the warfare is presumably supposed to be modern, regenerating health doesn't make any sense. If you got shot five times in the chest I don't care if you're hiding behind a wall, you're not going to get better; in fact you're going in quite the opposite direction of better, if you didn't already notice that you're bleeding all over everything.