I guess I should make good on the last post

There once was a boy adolescent
Who used to play Halo incessant
But his friends are dicks
And miserly pricks
And didn't want to buy it so they left him to play ODST by himself with no friends present

Today he had an opportunity
To have fun at the beach playing frisbee
But he's freaking slow
Only now does he know
He shouldn't have gone for Jap at 6.30

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