fuck you guys!

It's like every time i have a good day someone's gotta make it end like shit on a stick before i go to sleep. The only logical solution now is to stop talking to people altogether cause you're all a bunch of wankers, every last one of you.

Point of interest: There isn't a woman in the world who isn't a selfish bitch. Think about Mary Wollstonecraft, she started this whole women's suffrage nonsense. What about those women who were perfectly content while NOT voting? Now it's fucking compulsory to do it! 


There were women who felt perfectly fine having men open doors and walk on the outside for them and not send them to jail when they committed a crime. Still, no, all those revolutionary feminist bastards could think of was making themselves happy because they felt objectified and didn't like it boo hoo.


and men! We're fucking stupid, aren't we! Why are we still nice to women? They tell us they want to be treated equally so by god why the hell don't we! Yet we still open doors for them and do favours for them that we wouldn't do our closest male football teammate beer buddy; so now on top of having to treat them equally we've got to be chivalrous and shit. We can't even treat them as the equals they fought so hard to be. 


We can't insult them, we can't hit them, we can't tackle them, we can't mess with their hair. Why the flying fuck do we let such a clear double-standard slip by and not give two shits because we think we have a chance with this chick we're treating nicely? YOU'RE NOT GETTING HER SHE'S JUST USING YOU TO CARRY SHOPPING BAGS YOU DUMBASS.


The one thing probably I hate more than people at the moment would be people who think they know my family. And Joni Mitchell, because her voice has managed to get on my nerves and my brother doesn't stop playing her music.

Bottom line: It pays to have a vagina in this world because you can be as anal-retentive and ungrateful as you want yet still not get called out for it because society is pretty the fuck retarded.